更新时间:2010-11-19
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撺酷老爸经典语录：
1 Guts or nuts. Your choice.
2 These babies.....I raised with my own hands，it's like eating a child.
3 Any new technology leads my kids masturbating.
4 I was talking to my cucumbers.
5 I never leave my prints on a gun that just went off.
6 Why did you pick this place? It smells like a Cambodian whorehouse.
7 Your skin's too pasty. You can't dance.
8 sooner rather than later
9 Silence is my lover.
10 Maybe you can set it back to 1983, and hand me a condom.
11 Sometimes the pig walks to the slaughter，because he knows it's better for the farmer.
12 If that squash were any uglier，your brother would have tried to sleep with it in college.
13 I'd rather not be shot out of a tube into a pool of water filled with a bunch of nine-years-olds' urine.
14 Commander Ripplinger ，I gotta tell you，it's an honor to spend time under you. Too bad your wife can't say the same.
1 Guts or nuts. Your choice.
2 These babies.....I raised with my own hands，it's like eating a child.
3 Any new technology leads my kids masturbating.
4 I was talking to my cucumbers.
5 I never leave my prints on a gun that just went off.
6 Why did you pick this place? It smells like a Cambodian whorehouse.
7 Your skin's too pasty. You can't dance.
8 sooner rather than later
9 Silence is my lover.
10 Maybe you can set it back to 1983, and hand me a condom.
11 Sometimes the pig walks to the slaughter，because he knows it's better for the farmer.
12 If that squash were any uglier，your brother would have tried to sleep with it in college.
13 I'd rather not be shot out of a tube into a pool of water filled with a bunch of nine-years-olds' urine.
14 Commander Ripplinger ，I gotta tell you，it's an honor to spend time under you. Too bad your wife can't say the same.
