更新时间:2018-01-02
一块屁萨饼 • 与斯坦利·库布里克有关的小事:Emilio和库布里克签下的13条工作协议
FROM THE OFFICE OF STANLEY KUBRICK
1. IF YOU OPEN IT, CLOSE IT
2. IF YOU TURN IT ON, TURN IT OFF
3. IF YOU UNLOCK IT, LOCK IT
4. IF YOU BREAK IT, REPAIR IT
5. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT, CALL IN SOMEONE WHO CAN
6. IF YOU BORROW IT, RETURN IT
7. IF YOU USE IT, TAKE CARE OF IT
8. IF YOU MAKE A MESS, CLEAN IT UP
9. IF YOU MOVE IT, PUT IT BACK
10. IF IT BELONGS TO SOMEONE ELSE, GET PERMISSION TO USE IT
11. IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO OPERATE IT, LEAVE IT ALONE
12. IF IT DOESN'T CONCERN YOU, DON'T MESS WITH IT
13. IF YOU WANT SOMETHING DONE, DO IT
1. IF YOU OPEN IT, CLOSE IT
2. IF YOU TURN IT ON, TURN IT OFF
3. IF YOU UNLOCK IT, LOCK IT
4. IF YOU BREAK IT, REPAIR IT
5. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT, CALL IN SOMEONE WHO CAN
6. IF YOU BORROW IT, RETURN IT
7. IF YOU USE IT, TAKE CARE OF IT
8. IF YOU MAKE A MESS, CLEAN IT UP
9. IF YOU MOVE IT, PUT IT BACK
10. IF IT BELONGS TO SOMEONE ELSE, GET PERMISSION TO USE IT
11. IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO OPERATE IT, LEAVE IT ALONE
12. IF IT DOESN'T CONCERN YOU, DON'T MESS WITH IT
13. IF YOU WANT SOMETHING DONE, DO IT
